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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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