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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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