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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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