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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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