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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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