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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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