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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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