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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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