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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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