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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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