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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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