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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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