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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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