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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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