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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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