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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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