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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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