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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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