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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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