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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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