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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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