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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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