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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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