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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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