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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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