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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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