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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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