Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.