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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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