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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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