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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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