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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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