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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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