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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖
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