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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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