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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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