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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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