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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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