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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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