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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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