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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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