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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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