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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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