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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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