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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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