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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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