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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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