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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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