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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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