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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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