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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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