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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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