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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗
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