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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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